I'm going to throw away all my sex toys and become a prude.

I'll make a fortune selling Tess's used sex toys on ebay.

That's no lie, you no doubt could. Then again, it may be, because those would be collector's items and you'd want to keep them. :) Okay, I give up. :D

I don't like popcorn. :corn:

^^^Your so funny!


I'm getting tired of my computer and think I'll give it away.

I don't enjoy playing these games

Smut games are for losers and I am the biggest loser of them all.

I dont like red wine

I love being married.

I dont like chocolate

My wife says I'm the world's greatest husband.

I'm all ready for Christmas.

I am not ready for school to start again.

I love to skip past the shows so I can see the commercials.

I miss seeing the old test patterns on TV.

Its raining here, how lovely

I really enjoyed cutting the grass this afternoon!

I think the brown grass and withering corn adds a certain artistic touch to the local landscape.

Having a huge fight with my kid really made my morning happy.

I hate the fall-like weather

It didn't freak me out to get a $320 electric bill this month. :eek:

I sure love it when the house gets messy.

I wouldn't want to win the lottery and travel the world.

I don't need a nap today.

Yup... looooong days at work. That's what life is all about.

I wish I had more family drama in my life.

pizza sucks

The Hummer H2 gets great gas mileage.

I don't care how much gasoline costs.

I just love the rain

:rofl:

Me, too!

Work is great fun!

I'm not really much of a wiseass.

I wish someone would please convince the Pepsi Co. that Mt Dew production should stop immediately. I never want to see another can of the stuff as long as I live.

I love Mt. Dew. *Rocky Mt. piss water :D *

What would discontinuing it do to us bottle fillers??? :eek:

I just wish my wife would stop giving me :bj:

I don't enjoy Friday's and the end of a work week.

I hate the cooler weather.

I never really understood why some animals eat their young.

I hate sex in the shower.