a head
 

in the tail can make for an intense experience :D

experience anal sex the next time you make love...you have a full bodied orgasm! :D :D

orgasm via the back door method, hmmm...I think I will take your advice.

Advice for anal sex is something I could give also!

also
 

a subject that is often taboooooooooooooooo!

Taboo pleasures are often the best kind!

kind
 

words and jewelry go a long way

way
 

"...way homer. 'Cause you don't get it till your on your way home.

I'm already home Glen."

fr: Raising Arizona

Glen Miller knew a thing or two about music.

music
 

when chosen carefully can set the mood for a really great romp

Romp me in the morning and I'll Romp you at night.

night
 

when the moon is full is the best time to make love

Love me tender... ;)

tender
 

kisses on my eyelids make me crazy

Crazy about Pixies women is how I feel.

feel
 

your way in the dark and you may get a pleasant surprise

Surprise parties are almost as good as surpise orgies! :p :o

surpise orgies ????? Damn did I miss another one???? :D :D ;)

ORGIES ARE FUN, AS LONG AS THEIR IS MUTAL CONSENT....;)

consent
 

given
 

time I can be talked into just about anything

Anything and everything is what I would do in bed, if I got the chance to be with _______ ???? <--fill in the blank for your next word!):D :D :D :p

Kermit the Frog :confused:

Kermit the Frog 's fingers smell like PORK!!! :D :D

Pork smelling fingers come's from making bacon

Bacon contains a lot of cholesterol

cholesterol can be lowered quite essily if you follow an active lifestyle and eat healthy non fat food.

food can be used for other things besides eating

Eating food after insertion, like a banana can be a big turn on for some!! :D :D

some people like big bananas

Bananas are no substitute for the real thing... ;)

thing
 

is I like the real thing better

Better believe this is more of a real thing than any cola.

Cola...
 

Cola and pussy, two of my favorite things.

things
 

being what they were, I decided a good spankin' would be his punishment or maybe his reward?

Reward for finding my penis... answers to the name 'Mmphphmmhph'... please call if found.

FOUND
 

1 erect penis to ~claim call #555-5555 and describe any interesting characteristics

Characteristics include a shaft nearly 7in. long with a slight curve to the left.

left
 

on the corner of 3rd and Green?

Green with envy now, 'cause you have my penis! :eek: