The monkey was so obnoxious that we ended up shooting him and eating him tonight.

We always have dinner in the morning and save breakfast for our evening snack.

I had a very peaceful day

I'm not going to my Wednesday morning meeting today.

The city’s recycling schedule is not changing next week.

We don't recycle ... we're trying to build bigger landfills.

I have the most obedient child on the planet.

I feel so wide awake, I may not take a nap today.

I never talk to anyone on Yahoo.

I never talk to anyone ... I'm such a recluse.

I never have relationship difficulties.

I make way too much money.

We're not going to go to Holland.

I don't have any pets or children.

We're loaning our kids out.

We don't miss dicksbro! :(

I've never heard of any dicksbro???

dicksbro ... that's one of the pretty Pixies' women.

Oh, I think I've seen her in a pretty pink bra and panty set. She's the redhead.

Nah, that was PF. :D

Too many people post to this thread.

That's because it's too controversial.

I'm sure glad I'm such a reclusive type.

I hate my hair being brushed.

I'm sure enjoying these chemo treatments. It's fun to drive 25-miles each way and waste half or more of a day.

I'm jealous of dicksbro's ordeal.

I am not babysitting a nephew.

I don't have a daughter

I've never had any problems with our children.

My boyfriend's daughter was born yesterday.

I will put in some unpaid overtime tomorrow.

I'm painting a large nude on the outside of our house.

I'm modelling for dickbro's painting

We don't have Japanese beetles trying to eat all the leaves off our white birch trees. :mad:

My cat is overjoyed that the backyard is full of kids.

I wasn't really tired yesterday.

I never get any sales calls at home.

We're not going to Indianapolis tomorrow to go to the horse races.

My feet are toasty warm.

I did not sweat profusely while trimming the bushes this weekend.