No - and no desire either.

I've never been on a train

I have ... but it's been a few years.

I've never been to Alaska.

Only flown through when stationed in Japan many years ago

I've never been to a live sex show

Me either.

I have never been divorced.

Neither have I.

I've never ran for political office.

Nope, nor would I.

I've never touched a tiger.

I've touched a stuffed one. :)

I've never owned an ostrich.

Me either.

I have never eaten ostrich.

I haven't either.

I've never ridden in a hot air balloon.

Me neither

I have never sang in my car while driving.

I haven't

I have never been on stage

I have.

I have never had sex on my back porch

I have

I have never had phone sex

You haven't?????

I have never had any regrets. (yeah right)

I have

I have never told a lie for dramatic effect