The bad news is that good times sometimes end too soon. :(

The good news is that leaves an opporunity for another good time.

The bad news is that sometimes the wait seems unnecessarily long. :(

The good news is that you can always do something else while waiting.

The bad news is that as soon as you start something else, it seems like the wait ends and you're forced between two "good things."

The good news is, that's nothing like between a rock and a hard place.

That's for sure, isn't it?

The Bad News is that the Orioles are actually worse this year than they were last year! :yikes:

The good news is that there's always next year. Two off years in a row is definitely not their style. :(

The Bad News is the Summer humidity.

The good news is, the best way to beat the humidity is by...jumping in the water and going swimming.

The bad news is that, unless you have a pool, you usually have to drive somewhere to go swimming.

The good news is, maybe you can make your own pool, with all that humidity

The bad news is that if you build the pool, you then need to fence in the yard, get all the necessary cleaning stuff, worry about all the leaves and junk getting in the pool, higher insurance rates, etc.

I think I'll just take a shower. :shrug:

The good news is, we live in a first-world country, where showers are easily available.

The bad news is that going for a swim sounds good if it weren't for the costs associated with pools. :(

The good news is, sneaking off to the local creek for skinny-dipping.

The bad news is if you are the only one sneaking to the creek.

The good news is you could always invite a special friend to go too!

The bad news is when the authorities catch you.

The good news would be if they decided to join you. :shrug:

The bad news is the embarrassing video of it that gets posted to social media.

The good news is that you would probably have a whole lot of likes for the video. :bjhappy:

The bad news is, instead of just yourself, you get a whole lot of people in trouble.


...or is that the good news?

Good news is that at least you are good at something. :cheers:

The bad news is when being bad is the only thing you're good at.

The good news is when being good is the thing you're best at. :D

The bad news is, being good doesn't last forever.

Who knows … the good news may be that it does.

The bad news is, the universe is both capricious, and out to get you.

The good news is once we know that we figure how to deal with it. :)

The bad news is that in dealing with anything, politicians get involved and that ruins everything. :(

The good news is, we can get different politicians.

The bad news is a snake is a snake. Some more venomous than others but all snakes

The good news is I'm in the colo. mountains where it's cool

Just asked in a thread how things were in Oklahoma and now I find you're in Colorado and it's nice and cool. Good for you. The bad news is so much of the country is getting either or both heat and rain in abundance. :(

The good news is, there's nothing wrong with snakes.

The bad news is that you may not think that if they bite you. :yikes:

The good news is that only the Political Snake is normally found under the table doing their work and they usually bite you in the back.

The bad news is a reminder of the old Masai proverb:
"When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers."