My bush has not been trimmed lately. :p

Horseraces are no fun at all.

That's me in the lead. :)

I wondered who that was running along side me. :D

I will be putting in a few hours of overtime today.

I will dye my hair blond today.

We didn't enjoy going to our neighbor's son's wedding today.

My cat did not walk across the keyboard a minute ago.

I am unhappy that Catch22 & Kathy01 have returned.

Politicians are such neat people ... always honest and always putting the people first.

I love it when my kid has visitors.

I'm sure glad I get to spend money on new tires this morning.

I've got a perfectly clear kitchen table.

I didn't go for a walk yesterday.

I'm not hungry

Im 2ft tall but a master of the unknown, I jest not and I hate being so small :sex:

I'm thinking I might go lay nude on one of central Illinois' huge sandy beaches bordering that mammoth inland sea ... Clinton Lake.

I've got my binoculars ready, so I can watch dicksbro sunbaking.

I'm not hungry.

I'm not crowded by a cat and a naughty girl right now.

I am not in the doghouse right now! :(

It's not time for supper yet.

My child has not let a pet mouse loose.

We sold two kids when the cost of feeding them got too high.

The temperature is steadily falling! :(

The stars are so bright, all the streetlights have turned off.

I would never eat cereal at bedtime.

I like getting cereal crumbs on the sheets before I lay down.

I have perfect teeth.

My car will do 0-60 in 2.2 seconds.

I send my daughter to school in a stretch limousine.

Our collectibles do not collect dust.

I had 14 hamburgers last night for supper.

I've just had my hair styled like Marge Simpson's.

I always tell the truth in this thread. :boink:

I am feeling happy and content right now.

I'll sure be glad when these sunny warm days turn bitterly cold with blowing snow and icy roads.

My kitchen is completely clear of clutter.

I'm buyng a sheep to replace my lawn mower.

I am willing to sell you one of my sheep at a very reasonable price. :rolleyes: