So the one about having a twin with a tattoo on her belly that she could make dance and being in the circus I used to tell... would that fit in here?

I have never used an Ouija board

I have

I have never been to canada

I have

I've never been to the Keys

I have

I have never met in the middle

I have. When my daughter lived in Iowa, sometimes we'd meet at about the mid-point between our homes to transfer her kids to spend time with us; or, one of our kids to spend time with her family.

I've never vacationed in Idaho.

me either

I have never lied to my s/o.

False.

and you?

but then told the truth later when it bothered me

I never want to hurt anyones feelings on purpose.

Me either


I often use cynacism to make people think

not especially

I never understand women.

That's for sure. :D

I never have attended a Formula 1 race.

Nascar yes, formula one no

I have never been blindfolded

False

I have never been to a Pro football game

False

I have never been out of the country