The good news is that grass usually recovers fairly fast … injury to vertebrates often takes longer.

The bad news is, more of us are vertebrates than are grass.

The good news is that I caught myself reading "glass" instead of "grass" in you last post. After scratching my head, I re-read it.

The bad news is, that brings up the possibility that you live in a glass house.

The good news is that I kinda do … at least at those portals where the outside becomes visible. :shrug:

The bad news is that when it is dark those portals are still dark.

The good news is when dawn breaks and light comes streaming in.

The bad news is that when dawn breaks, there's no one around to fix it.

The good news is that's an opportunity for someone to start their own business.

The bad news is, that's still not enough employment.

The good news is that some candidates promise everything will be free … so there will be no business needed. We can all retire and let someone else pay for it. Right?

The bad news is it all sounds good on paper.

Except where will the paper come from … everyone will be retired. :shrug:

Maybe that's the good news. No more pesty commercials. Wait, no more TVs, no more actors or actresses, no more … well … anything, I guess. :D

Hard to tell whether this is good news or bad? :spin:

The bad news is if it sounds to good to be true it probably is.

The good news is … or could be … that things will somehow take care of themselves.

The bad news is, while things may take care of themselves, they might not include you in the definition of "things".

The good news is that they may. :)

Which is also the bad news. think about it.

The good news is que' sera sera … whatever will be will be … so there's no sense worrying about it. :D

The bad news is when I was told to "cheer up, things could be worse", I did and sure as hell........ things got worse. :banghead:


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The good news is, that's another opportunity for you to be a contrarian.

Da' bad news is dat I don't want to be no contrarian. :(

The good news is that you're here and that you don't have to be "no contrarian."

The bad news is you have to be what you are suppose to be.

The good news is noone know what I'm "supposed" to be.

The bad news is if "no one" includes you because if it does you might just miss out on an opportunity to become the newest billionaire in the country. :(

The good news is there is somebody out there.

The bad news is sometimes they're waaaaayyyyyyyy out there.

The good news is that sometimes they're not. :)

The bad news is if you don't reach out you never know how far out there are.

The good news is that what you don't know won't hurt you … or something like that. :)

The bad news is that if you don't know a book, but if it is thrown at you it may hurt if it hits you.

The good news is that if it misses you it may land with the pages open to something really interesting.

The bad news is, people don't throw the interesting books.

The good news is that people who throw books maybe the interesting ones.

The bad news is, people who throw books usually throw them into fires.

The good news is if that fire kept someone from freezing.

The bad news is, that warmth melts the freeze, which puts out the fire, so you're back to freezing.

The good news is that it's fun while it lasts. :shrug:

The bad news is, nothing lasts forever.