The good news is that I won't be here to regret it.

The bad news is, that means you also won't be here to enjoy it.

The good news is maybe I'll have won an all expense paid trip to some exotic south seas island for a week of sun, surf, smiles and sex.

The bad news is, that island is probably Tristan da Cunha.

The good news is that even there you can have fun and sex there.

The bad news is that Tristan da Cunha is the largest island in a small group of very remote islands of the same name. It's the only one populated and has a population of less than 300.

The good news is, at least is is populated, so there some small chance...

The bad news is that it is so remote. Over a thousand miles to the next populated place. :yikes:

The good news is, there are less remote places to go.

That could be the bad news, too. :(

The good news is, most of those places don't involve a handbasket.

The bad news is if your job is on one of the 1000+ miles away mainlands. :yikes:

The good news is, you're on vacation, so the job is irrelevant.

The bad news is people still want money from you.

The good news is, some of those people are travel agents.

The bad news is sometimes they send you to bad places.

The good news is when you find a neat place on your own!

The bad news is I has something wittier to post herre, and then I had sudden, massive intestinal problems.

Good news is there is a cure for that.

The bad news is when it hits you suddenly and urgently.

The good news is a restroom is always open.

The bad news is if the sign on the door that says "Temporarily out of order."

The good news is, the sign is just a decoy.

The bad news is … what it meant was the stool had been taken out and the new one not yet installed. :yikes:

The good news is, there's nobody going around swiping toilets.

The bad news is if it were broken, you might not have cared if someone else paid the bill to have it hauled away. :shrug:

The good news is, it's not you who is being hauled away.

The bad news is … hmmm … I'm not sure what the bad news is? :faint:

The good news today is that it's still the weekend until 12:00:01 (tomorrow).

The bad news is, we're now past that deadline.

The good news is that after 4 days we'll be to another one. :)

The bad news is,t hat's f more days of work.

The good news is that it's down to 3 now.

I shore do like your AV's DB. Always had a good feelin' 'bout them big boats n' also bout the weekend sneakin' up on us pretty dag burn quick.

Thanks, Goofy. Good news is that it's great to see you again. You're probably asleep now, but if you wake up and peek at Pixies … have a good rest of the night. :)

The bad news is, ITLaP Day is still a week away.

The gooder news be if it was jus' a week ago you'd have two to wait.

The bad news is … it's been too dang hot outside to wait there for the next two weeks.

The good news is cooler weather is on the way.

The bad news is that much colder weather will get here in the next few months. :(