What did they do with the mirrored ceiling when the earthquake tipped the house on it's side?

Peter Piper picked a peck...

What are pickeled peckers? (or is that just a 30% saline solution in his cock pumping cylinder??)

Not too hot, Not too cold, ....

How would you describe vaginal temperatures during penetration?

Monkey sees as monkey does ...

How does a circle jerk get started?

Woman who needs a neck massage

who is someone who should come over here


the baker, the butcher and the candle stick maker

Which three men have I *never* kissed?

Green eggs and ham.

What did breakfast look like when they let the eggs sit while they went and slaughtered the pig?

Jumping Jehoshaphat.

what do you get when you give Jehoshaphat a goose?

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

What is Osuche's mantra?

Friends with benefits...

Who are sex professionals offering two for one specials?

Sex in a subway ...

...what is something I've never tried but wanted to?

Look deeply into my eyes

what is a way to get totally lost in ecstasy?

flashing your boss

What is a way to get fired...or propositioned?

Licking your lips

What is the best way to savor this mornings sexual experience throughout the day?

A pogo stick.

When he said, "We've met then enemy and they is us!", what was he carrying?

OMG! I"m going to cum ... NOW!