The good news is, you can still unplug and go outside and play.

The bad news is that it'll still be there when you plug the TV or radio back in. :(

The good news is, you dont' actually have to plug anything back in.

The bad news if the TV and radio were unplugged, you won't be able to watch or listen to them until they are. :shrug:

That ^^^ could be the good news. :nod:

The bad news, the real world will find other way to intrude on your life.

I's thinkin' yuz got dat right PF! Der's a whole lot of smart folks here at Pixies .. dats fer shore. Da bad news is der needs to be more dem folks postin and stuff.

There good news, there's plenty to perv on in the archives.

The bad news is that it's not getting added to as fast as it used to. :(

The good news is, we can focus on the future instead of bitching about the past.

Very true, but it is easy to be a little discouraged, isn't it?

I's figure dats kinda bad news ain't it? So, da' good news is we's just gotta decide to take ourselves a positive view of things n' hows we can help make good stuff happen, and I'm thinkin' we can if we's try hard.

The bad news is, if you can make good stuff happen, you can make bad stuff happen.

The good news is that we don't have to take that path.

The bad news is, other people might.

The good news is they might surprise us.

The bad news is, there are some quite unpleasant forms of surprises.

The good news is not everyone is wishing for a Red Rider BB Gun.

And the bad news is not everyone wishing for a Red Rider BB Gun will get one. ;)

The Good news is, most people wishing sex toys for christmas will get one.

The bad news is if they get one but it's for the wrong gender. :yikes:

The good news is, regifting is a thing!

The bad news is that same sex couples could still face a problem. :shrug:

The good news is, there are many hermaphroditic life forms that just wouldn't care!

The bad news is they're not humanoid … or is that good news … or does it even matter? :confused:

The good news is, it didn't matter to Captain Kirk.

The bad news could be that many of the non-humanoids are now in politics. :shrug:

The good news is, they probably already are.

The bad news is that IT SHOWS! :D

The good news is, you could be the first to welcome our new alien overlords.

Yikes! Dat shore sound like bad news, dun't it?

Not really. The good news is, if you're a Cthulhu cultist, you significantly increase your chances of being eaten first.

Cthulhu cultist? Good News?

The bad news is ^^^^. :D

Watcha all talkin' 'bout now?

The good news is that your posting, Goofy! :thumbs:

The bad news is, well, the burst of activity around this date probably wont' continue.

While you're probably right, the good news is that could change if people set their minds to make it happen.

The bad news is, people seem to lack motivation.

The good news is that motivation sometimes happens because of some unexpected event.

The bad new is, unexpected events usually disrupt what you're really trying to do.