I sure wish I had some snow to shovel.

It was great running the drive-thru in pouring rain for 6 hours. :thumbs:

It's actually snowing in Adelaide right now!!

Did you hear that they're going to move Ayer's Rock to Peoria and set up a theme park by it.

I have nothing to do today. :rofl:

I hope when they move Ayers Rock here that they locate it beside Mt. Rushmore which is being relocated here, too. (I understand they'll build most of the mountain from silt dredged from the Illinois River. :)

I'm giving up sex

I'm thinking of joining a monastery and becoming a monk living a sequestered life. Sounds like fun.

I want to be a farmer

I've decided to give up alcohol in all forms. :wine:

Even rubbing alcohol? :)

I'm thinking maybe I should start using this fanny pack for two days after my chemo but subtituting a little wine in a flask for the medicine when I finish up chemo.

yes

and I think your idea is the worst idea ever

nwnnguy signature pic is a total turn off.

I was sure sorry to have to turn in my chemo fanny pack today. Will only get to have one more ... one more time in two weeks.

I forgot what thread I was in and was like WTF??? when I read this....

anyway, back to the thread



The thought of being with two women at the same time just bores me to death...

If only she would stop sucking my cock......I'd feel so much better!!

I think I'll shovel the virtual snow off my drive today when it's still getting up into the 50's or 6o's so I won't have to do it when we finally get real snow later and it's much colder.

^^^ that is a terrible idea

I'm not looking forward to dinner with my wife at a German restaurant called the Kaiserhof in Peoria tonight.

I'm giving up eating until I'm as slim as Twiggy.

It's not cold and rainy here.

I am just dying to go back to work after being on vacation since the eginning of November.

I never liked vacations and typically would tell my boss, "Don't give me no stinkin' vacations. I wanna' stay here in the sweat shop."

My kid went to bed early tonight.

my wife's new puppy let me sleep in today

With all this rain, I just run naked through the yard to get my morning shower.

I am bored!

I hate to cook

I detest "classical" music!

I've never been to an opera

I am not currently masturbating

Today was the coldest November day on record for South Australia.

People in Illinois love seeing our governors retire to the Joliet state prison. :(

I believe sex is only for procreation.

I'm going swimming in the Illinois River this morning.

I wish I could come down to the end of a paycheck and have less money.


Maybe they should raise the taxes I pay.

I love going to a party on a cold, rainy night.

I think the Interstate Highways should all be closed so we can get more use out of the two-lane country roads.

We need more rain here in Maryland.

Let's see, it's 18F and expected to drop to 6F this evening. I think the global warming is having an effect. Isn't that wonderful? :(