What was the zealous dildo salesperson carrying?

Hop, skip and a jump

what would I do to surprise me wife when jumping into bed with her?


sex drugs and rock & roll

What is twelve of something??Or is that a dozen? or is that 1/12th of a gross?? I'm so sorry I even started to answer this one.....

Smoke Stack

What do you form when the smoke gets too thick to see through?

Pin cushion

WHat's the first thing a nurse in training should practice on?

Fourth of June

what happens when someone is drunk and celebrates 4th of july a month early??

hi lilli hi lo

What were the choreographic instructions giving to Lilli when filming the sex scene?

HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL

what is a "loaded" question? (I know - that was horrible)

beavis and butthead

Who are the leading candidates for President of the United States?

contains flammable gas under pressure

What's the biggest risk of eating too many Mexican beans?

Save the last dance for me

What is said as you pass out from a very drunken evening.


Holy smokes Batman

what is said every time the tobacco tax is raised?

bite me boing boing

What did the kangaroo say to an obnoxious wallaby?

Up yours.

Where is the last place you would expect to find a hot poker? :p

Mirror, mirror on the wall

sorry - gotta go obvious....

who's the fairest of them all???

must've been fun