I like to get naked when it's cold and I can shiver and form goosebumps on my skin.

I just can't wait to get to work today :banghead:

The dishwasher is not scheduled to be repaired today.

The "Eat All You Can Eat" diet is a sure way to lose weight.

I have lots and lots of spare time.

I am so glad to have all those foster pups out of my house permanently

All the snow from Snowpocalypse has melted.

We're expecting 12 feet of new snow this morning.

no better way to start a Monday than going to work

I am so excited about all of the homework I have due tomorrow!

Gee, VT, you're lucky. Poor me, my days are always filled with lounging around, going for coffee, watching some TV or taking a walk in the park. Pure drudgery.

I wish spring break was over so I could get back to school.

No snow and warmer temperatures is sure depressing.

I am not looking forward to our 24th wedding anniversary celebrations later today.

I'm not going to say, "CONGRATULATIONS" on your 24th Wedding Anniversary or wish you many, many more!

I love it when my allergies go crazy!

my wife loves it too!!

I will not drink this steaming cup of coffee!

I think I'm going to give up eating for the rest of Lent.

I can't wait to fold all of the laundry in the dryer!

We didn't put 200 miles on the car yesterday.

Rain is not forecast for all weekend. :(

It didn't rain here yesterday.

I don't catch colds.

Going out to dinner with friends is no fun at all.

I still don't have a cold.

St. Paddy's day is not much fun around here.

I miss shoveling snow.

I'm sick of playing smut games.

I sure don't like having prime rib for lunch like I did yesterday.

I do not want a hot cup of tea right now.

I'm anxious to get dressed so I can go to my 6am meeting.

I want more meetings at work!

I am wide awake!

I'm sending the resident Huntsman spider to school tomorrow....in uniform, with a backpack.

I never have any fun here.

I want 3 more kids.

I'm hoping our taxes will double.

not to break the pattern, but they might



I really going to hate hanging out with the wife and all her drunk girlfriends tonight :wink:

I've been getting too much sleep lately.