Guilty.

Ever given a friend a pep-talk, the night before a big interview?

guilty

ever stolen something bigger than a candy bar, magazine etc?

Not guilty. Never stolen.

Ever taken mood-altering drugs?

not guilty - too clean....

ever been arrested?

Not guilty. Too fast-talkin'

Ever been in a threesome?

guilty



ever been in jail

Guilty

Ever flirted your way out of a ticket?

Guilty. Many times.

Ever had sex to get your way?

Probably guilty, although I can't remember a specific instance right this moment.

Ever had sex to end an argument?

Innocent, but I have had an arguement to end sex. Close enough? :D

Have you ever used the wrong restroom?

Almost, once.

Have you ever pushed stuff in closets and drawers when company was coming?

Never...that's why we have a basement. :D

Have you ever discovered a pile of stuff you "relocated" because company was coming...months later?

Very, very guilty. Of course, it's almost like finding a treasure, you know? Unless you're *looking* for that pile and don't have a *clue* what you did with it.

Have you danced like nobody's watchin'?

Only when under the influence of a controlled substance...and in the kitchen...with no music playing.

Have you ever cooked under the influence?