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And I'll show you a thousand kids under them.
Show me a woman having an orgasm while watching baseball and I'll show you...... |
...a woman, laying on the couch, being pleasured.
Show me a man with an incredulous look on his face... |
And I'll show you someone pleasuring someone special.
Show me someone who knows wrestling is fake and I'll show you.... |
a smart cookie
show me someone who love archery |
And I'll show you ROBIN HOOD (the DISNEY version of course ;) yay)
Show me an igloo. |
... and I'll show you a Polar Bear's idea of a snow cone.
Show me a flat tire ... |
...and I'll show you three girls, giggling over the cute tow truck driver.
Show me someone with cold hands... |
And I'll show you a smoker forced outside in the winter.
Show me a tomboy. |
And I'll show you someone who will turn you anyways but loose.
Show me a woman with love on her mind and I'll show you..... |
a guy who'll get lucky when he gets home
show me an empty plate |
And I'll show you a full man.
Show me a woman with an open mind and even wider legs and I'll show you.... |
...a woman willing to be dangerous for her man.
Show me someone who has given away his or her heart... |
and I'll show you someone who could be heartbroken
show me a monster orgasm |
And I'll show you someone who enjoys getting them very much.
Show me a woman receiving a monster orgasm and I'll show you.... |
...a man with a huge smile on his face.
Show me a man willing to be kidnapped... |
And I'll show you a very willing captive.
Show me a man willing to be tied up and I'll show you.... |
...a woman who needs to buy bigger handcuffs.
Show me a woman who wants to change the bed in her bedroom... |
and I'll show you some well used sheets. :D :D
Show me pickles and ice cream ... |
and I'll show you a cliche
show me fresh maple syrup |
......and I'll show you a stack.
Show me a pixie lady and......... |
....and I'll show you someone who appreciates a Pixie man.
Show me an empty cornfield... |
... and I'll show the wonder of another season.
Show me a child running through the leaves ... |
...and I'll show you a parent, inwardly screaming over the hours it took to initially rake them up. :)
Show me a person with many friends... |
and I'll show you someone who's good to them
show me a kick ass party |
...and I'll show you a bunch of people doing karaoke. :D
Show me a man who wants to spoil his lady... |
and I"ll show you a lucky lady
show me a weekend away for no reason |
... and I'll show you an enjoyable time.
Show me a hot fudge sundae ... |
...and I'll show you a woman underneath it, being pleasured.
Show me a man pacing... |
and I'll show you a worn out carpet.
Show me some snow... |
...and I'll wallop you with a huge snowball.
Show me a happy camper... |
And I'll show you someone without allergies.
Show me the way to a woman's heart and I'll show you.... |
...a finger, pointed in the direction of her man.
Show me a red bra and panties... |
And I'll show you them hanging on a corn stalk.
Show me a naked woman in a corn field and I'll show you.... |
...someone else, wishing he was there with her.
Show me a puppy dog... |
And I'll show you an animal lover with a big heart.
Show me a lady who trusts in the future and I'll show you... |
a person with a great attitude.
Show me someone who is trusting ... |
And I'll show you a truely loving person.
Show me a basket of fruit and I'll show you... |
... a big wicker thing filled with lots of strange people. :D
Show me a fun evening out ... |
And I'll show you a couple very tired when they get home.
Show me a couple all sweaty and I'll show you... |
...a couple having a great time. :)
Show me someone who appreciates the little things... |
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