OMG, ROFLMFAO! :D :D :D

If he dies, it'll be with a smile on his face. ;)

A soft sensual yarn that I will make into a VERY lacy shawl.

A padlock
A hasp
Another session with my accupuncture doctor

1. Two freaking huge bags of cotton candy
2. Two freaking huge foam lion claws
3. Three tickets to our first hockey game--and one of the best outings I've ever had with my children

1. PetMate Deluxe Fresh Flow water bowl for the cat - perhaps this electronic water pumping bowl will deter him from splashing the water all over the place.

2. Cat Food and Litter

3. Groceries - and a woman in front of me that noticed my all healthy food with WW bread and ice cream bars that asked me if I was doing WW and proceeded to tell me exactly how much she has lost to date.

1. The most awesome new work/non-work clothes.
2. Three new bras.
3. Three tickets on the carousel at the mall--the smiles I got from my kids made it definitely worth the cost.

1. A ton of groceries
2. A new stapler
3. My clothes from the cleaners

Mushy v-day card
piece of cake
feta for Mr. Osuche's salmon salad

1. A new computer (HP Pavilon)
2. A bag of peanuts
3. A bathtub enclosure to replace the tile on the walls now.

1. New boobs :D:D
2. Bottle of coke
3. A shit load of tablets

Jeans (one more size smaller)
Sweaters
Workout clothes

Pancakes
Sausage
$20 tip for the waitress at Denny's....on a $5 meal.

A bag of sunflower seeds
Lunch for my wife and I yesterday
A diet soda last night

Dinner for my children
A bottle of water at the gym
New clothes for the kids

dinner tonight
passes to Fun City
desert

Card for the Mrs.
Flowers for the Mrs.
Accupuncture for the back

Sexy, sexy underwear
A heart rate monitor
Cool software for my sweetie's Palm Pilot for his birthday

A Diet Coke
Gas for my car
Valentine's dinner for two. :)

which desert? Sahara? :eek:

Lunch for a friend at work and myself
My clothes back from the cleaners
A nice big hot chocolate

Excuse me...... DESSERT!!!!!

pair of headlight bulbs for the minivan

breakfaast at Burger King

Dishwashing detergent
New workout clothes
My doctor's co-pay

New bottle of scotch -- Glenmorangie Sherry Wood
Light Carmel Frappachino at Starbucks -- drank less than half and realized I didn't need the calories and wasn't enjoying it...so I threw it away
Chinese food for lunch on Tuesday

lunch
birthday card
gas

Lunch with the girls
Yet another new pedometer (I am apparently hard on them)
Awesome new shampoo and conditioner

Hot chocolate
Lunch for a friend
Beers

spankin'apita :D

hummus

fried ravioli

A vet bill

A new rat cage

Miscellaneous crapola at Walmart

a subway sandwich

panties, panties, panties, bras

purse, purse, purse, wallet, wallet

work shoes

workout pants

candles

( i know that's way more than THREE, but I had a good day of shopping)

shoes for both me and kiddo

clothes for both me and kiddo

BK

Another Gameboy and 2 games

baby orajel

cereal

soap

A new battery
Some slacks for my wife
A sweater for my wife

aveda hair stuff
yankee candle tarts
method daily shower cleaner

Disturbed's "The Sickness"

the "Secretary" dvd

a telescope for our youngest son

cigarettes
lighter fluid
flints

some groceries
kids' clothes
an iron

Dinner for the kids
Gas for the van
A pilates mat

Raisin Bran breakfast bars for Mr.

spagetti sauce

chips

milk

2 Reeses Big Cups

3 scratch-offs