False :( Although I may go get one :D

I just woke up from a nap.

False

I'm not long home from work

False

I am very sleepy.

Sorta true, a little bit sleepy.

I wish I was traveling to Milwaukee, Wisconsin for the Harley Davidson 100 Years Celebration.

True

I wish I still had my bike.

False.

I wish I had a fairy godmother.

True. Even a friendly wizard would be nice.

I wish I had more time to get things done.

True, never enough time.

I wish I had time to travel East.

True, I seem to always spend just a wee bit more than I bring in.

I would rather be on my knees.

Well...it depends on the alternatives, but knees are a good staring point. WHat did you have in mind?

I can attach sexual meaning to any statement. :D

I frequently do.


Sex is my favorite thing.

True.


I consider myself a student of the game, as it were.

True, and of many games.

I'm flirting with you.

True. But you knew that by now, didn't you?


I like flirting with you.