The good news is, you can get clean in the shower.

The bad news is that your pants will get wet if it's in your pocket. :shrug:

The good news is, you don't have to wear pants.

Da bad ol' news be you be naked. On de oder han, I ges dat could be gud news couldn't it?

The good news is, it's great to be naked at the right time, and in the right place.

The bad news is when you can find those right times and places for a while. :(

The good news is being naked is always a good thing.

That bad news is you could be stuck naked without sunscreen and without shade.

The good news is if you stay in your house, that's not too likely ... with the added benefit of the authorities not arresting you for indecent exposure. :yikes:

The bad news is that people have been arrested and charged as sex offenders for being naked in their own homes.

The good news is I thought that's why we have curtains.

The bad news is when you have to wear those curtains for clothing.

The good news is that some new curtains are almost as finely made as clothes.

The bad news is, some people only have blinds, which ae awkward to wear as clothing.

The good news is that closing the blinds can be just as effective.

The bad news is, the blinds don't keep out the bad actors.

The good news is that a person could have curtains and blinds.

The bad news is, that's extra expense.

Good news is that it may keep you from seeing fugly things that may scare you.

The bad news is, there are far scarier sights roaming the streets.

The good news is that our small town is pretty safe. See folks walking outside at night or very early morning quite often.

The bad news is, paranoia can still get you.

The good news is not everyone is paranoid all the time.

The bad news is that even if it's not all the time, paranoia is terrible if you have to face it.

The good news is, there are medical answers for that.

The bad news is that doctors could trigger your paranoia.

The good news is, you can ignore doctors.

The bad news is sometimes if you ignore them things may come back to bite you.

The good news is, you can get rabies shots.

The bad news is I've heard they're not much fun. :shrug:

The good news, there are other avenues to fun.

The bad news is it will still hurt no matter which option you chose.

The good news is that today's weather is looking pretty darn good!

:D

The bad news is not here, it's not.

The good news is it's five o'clock somewhere.

The bad news is, some people drink on the job.

The good news is some people actually get paid to drink on the job.

The bad news is, the scarff all the good stuff before the rest of us can have it.

The good news is there is always good sloppy seconds.

The bad news is sloppy seconds, are well, sloppy.