I'm secretly paying for dicksbro's groceries for a whole year so he can afford clothes for his nature walks.

I am eager to do all of my weekend chores. :rolleyes:

I enjoy sitting home all weekend watching sports on TV.

My wife and sisters-in-law did not stay up until the wee hours last night playing cards.

Pixies Place is a great place to meet new card players and opera singers.

My father found out I visit Pixies Place and confiscated my computer for a year.

I love it when ice melts in a soda making it all flat and watery. :(

I love my job.

I adore the feeling of a burnt mouth.

I sure hope it rains today.

I hate listening to rain at night.

It's wonderful having a cold morning to wake up to.

The weekends are just too long!

I don't like the look of a tidy house.

It's suppose to rain today and so I think I'll try to get the car washed.

I always deface photos of my daughter.

We didn't get heavy rain last night.

^ That fish^ just hypnotised me. :wobbly:

My desk is sooooo neat and orderly.

moose snot is the worlds greatest lube

I've just imported a ship full this week.

... and I just opened a shop called "Snot's Sticky Anymore"

We did not host a Baby Shower yesterday evening.

Baby showers are reported as weather conditions on local reports.

Nothing interesting is happening today.

I haven't been anywhere today.

I used my desktop computer as my laptop by running a long extension cord from our house when we drive somewhere.

My bathroom has not been cleaned in years. :eew:

I'm sure going to miss not having rain today.

I really cant stand the Sci Fi Fantasy genre!

My feet are toasty warm right now.

I sure wish I wasn't retired.

Quantum Mechanics is not weird.

I just broke the bank at the local gambling boat, the PAR-A-DICE. :nana:

My useless cat could never catch a mouse if his life depended on it.

I love the opportunity to type, so my shoulder & arm will hurt even more!

I'm sure glad I have my early morning meeting this morning.

so happy to be getting less than 5 hours sleep last night

My daughter is always courteous, well behaved, and thoughtful.