The good news is even though sloppy is better than terrible thirds.

The bad news is not getting any at all.

The good news is without getting any you don't have to worry about STDs.

The bad news is all the rest you'd be missing. :(

The good news is if you have never had it you don't know you are missing it.

The bad news is, you'll find out eventually, probably when it's too late.

The good news is that knowledge is power.

The bad news is power is not always knowledge.

The good news is that knowledge can benefit mankind.

The bad news is, knowledge can be twisted for evil purposes.

The good news is some people can see that it is twisted.

The bad news is that some people have none.

The good news is that people must have something.

The bad news is that some people don’t realize what they have before it’s too late.

The good news is there is always communication.

The bad news is that sometimes that isn’t enough

The good news is if it is worth saving you will.

The bad news is that saving takes a long time.

The good news is, that instead of savign, you can score a goal.

The bad news is that we sometimes set our goals too high and can get discouraged before they're reached.

The good news is goals are only one mark you can reach. There are always other options too.

Bad news~ too many options can be overwhelming

The good news is if you don't let it overwhelm you it won't.

The bad news is that it’s hard not to let it.

The good news is time has a way of fixing things.

The bad news is, your time may have come.

The good news is as long as you have lead a good life.

The bad news is that a good life isn’t always a possibility.

The good news is it can always get better.

The bad news is that I don’t have the energy

The good news is the have drinks for that.

Bad news is they are addictive.

The good news is sometime addiction can be good for you.

The bad news is it's usually not.

The good news is depends on the addiction, such as Ice Cream.

The bad news is that most are bad.

The good news is everything in life is mostly bad for you.

The bad news is, if it kills you, you won't be around to enjoy the good things in live.

The good news is what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

The bad news is that it hurts like hell.