I'm such a recluse ... shy and unassuming. :)

I really fancy the idea of trying to breathe with my head in a bucket of water.

I did not post this message.

I helped Al Gore create the internet.

I don't get head aches.

BP sure has been great for the environment.

We only use our air conditioner in the winter to save on electricity.

I will be going to work tomorrow.

Our great-grandson didn't celebrate his 1st birthday yesterday!

pinkFlames lives in the Faroe Islands!

Jseal is my mailman.

... ah, if only I could be your male man. :wish:



My bother is not preparing to retire in June.

To help pay our national debt, internet posting will be taxed at a dollar per post. :yikes:

... therefore, I am not in serious trouble!

I haven't been on the games lately because I've been held hostage as a sex slave and they just let me up to breathe. :wink:

I wasn't the least bit glad to see you back in the games ... :slurp:

I don't have a doctor's appointment in about 3 1/2 hours.

I just came back inside from shoveling snow!

I didn't, The ice was so thick after the temp dipped below 90, that I was afraid I'd slip and fall.

LOL! I'm driving up to dig you out! :car:

Be careful so you don't run into the caribou making their annual migration through central Illinois.

I must first purchase some anti-freeze so that the car will start reliably.

We've had so much rain, I bought a canoe so I can go from our front door to our car.

I never neglect my teeth.

We're not home from out trip to Indianapolis,

I'm really hoping the current 'isolated' T-storm zaps my 'puter!

I'm not going to pack anything for our two night trip over to Allerton Park.

My hands are nice and warm.

I love my weekend chores.

I love having teeth pulled.

Everyone in our town will be going nude today. There's a birthday going on and we've all been asked to dress in our birthday suits. :boink:

No weird, late-on-Friday-afternoon problems this week! No siree!

I sure hate to see a day without rain.

I'm so happy that the wind blew my tree over.

I'll sure be glad when our visit is over and I can get home and mow our back lawn.

We will skip breakfast today.

What we need is a good earthquake to get things moving. :)

The grey cloudy sky really brightens everything up.

When we go to a movie, I try to keep my eyes closed so I don't get butter from the popcorn in them.

Rehabbing a house is neither noisy nor dirty.