The good news is you can always shoot them.

The bad news is that you’d have to clean up the mess.

The good news is they have people for that.

The bad news is that some stains are hard to get out

The good news is, you could always use an abbatoir.

The bad news is sometimes you can't use it.

The good news is, that may become irrelevant.

The bad news is nothing is irrelevant.

The good news is if nobody cares.

The bad news is, if nobody cares, then nobody pays attention.

The good news is sometime it is nice if no one pays attention.

The bad news is that it then goes unnoticed

The good news is that being unnoticed there is less expected.

The bad news is, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The good news is that is the past and hopefully to not be repeated.

The bad news is that history tends to repeat itself.

The good news is if history is taught we can keep from repeating it.

The bad news is that most people don’t pay attention.

The good news is you can put on the national news and people will believe it.

The Bad news
 

The bad news is all that is seen is not what it seems and it's all a grand illusion.

The good news is that I have hopes that sometimes that's not true.

The bad news is, some people in power choose the dangerous illusions.

The good news is that not all people are not mindless sheep.

The bad news is that the sheep are intolerant.

The good news is sheep can be culled.

The bad news is, I've had to do that, in the literal sense with literal sheep.

The good news is without sheep the politicians would be lost.

The Bad news
 

It's time to cull the ones need to be culled but no one has the balls to cull so all that is left is for Rapture a Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars/

The good news is the man from mars has stopped eating bars he is eating cars.

The bad news is, the supply of Mars Bars is dwindling.

The good news (?) is that there are three probes on the way to Mars and maybe one will bring some back. :shrug:

The bad news is, there's plenty of time for all three to fail.

The good news is it makes better odds for not failing.

The bad news is, there are still whack jobs who deny the science involved in these missions.

The good news is there will always be whack jobs , but they can be shown the truth.

The bad news is, truth doesn't always set you free.

The good news is that the truth may not set you free but everyone is a slave to something.

The bad news may be that you're right. :)

The good news is, you can try for enlightenment.

The bad news is for reaching enlightenment you have to turn on a light.