The Good News is when IT is turned on you become enlighten to vast pleasures that are limitless.

The bad news is, that usually means you're already dead.

The good news is that limitless enlightenment doesn't totally mean you are dead.

The bad news is once you are enlightened, you can't un-enlighten, even if you want to.

The good news is that many people will want to be around you once you are.

The bad news is, they'll never leave you alone.

The good news is you can try to put them on a no call list.

The bad news is, they'll follow you around in public places.

The good news is if you are good at hide and seek you can lose them.

The bad news is, stalkers. Stalkers are always bad news.

The good news is you can get them restrained.

The bad news is, that might not be their kink,.

The good news is you only have to ask if it is their kink.

The bad news is, not everyone respect's everyone's boundaries.

The good news is that stronger boundaries can be used.

The bad news is, the measures necessary to enforce those boundaries.

Wait, that might be the good news.

The good news is until they defund the cops you can still get ahold of them.

The bad news is, 'the cops' haven't been defunded yet.

The good news is they are still out there protecting us.

The bad news is that if they're defunded, who would you call when you have an emergency?

The good news is, emergency services can be funded separately.

The bad news is sometimes they are funded by people like you and I.

The good news is, we still have readily available food.

The bad news would be if like Portland, we had "MONTHS" of protesting RIOTS going on. Getting more food might become life threatening.

The good news is, the need for bow ties has decreased in our culture.

The bad mews is there are still people who wear them still.

The good news is, ther eare other forms of formal wear.

The bad news is some people still like to live in the past.

The good news is, some of those people are living history buffs.

The bad news is that they say fashion trends repeat themselves.

The good news is that often applies mainly to ladies hemlines (less so for men's fashions)

The bad news is, men's fashions no longer include swords.

The good news is that is may come in fashions again.

The bad news is that fashions are fickle things.

The good news is, "the pen is mightier than the sword."

The bad news is that in at least the short term, the sword can sure do a lot of damage.

The good news is more people will listen to you with a sword until the police come.

The Bad News is the Lady in the lake has the Sword.

The good news is that at least she's pretty!

The bad news is only King Arthur can get it from her.