I'm think of starting up a new streetcar business.

I returned from the Car Wash bone dry.

My best friend is a plague carrying rat.

What this world needs is a good ice age.

The past two weeks have been the happiest of my life.

I have diphallasparatus.

I couldn't decide on what color I liked best, so I had the car salesman just gift wrap the whole lot for me. :boink:

The more weekend chores, the better!

Our state has passed a new law that only spring and fall seasons will be permitted so that we no longer have to put up with excessive heat or cold. :)

I come from such a well adjusted family.

I hate it when things go right.

I'm very well poised and would never do something as stupid as falling off a step.

I never have weird dreams at night.

My family is always honest.

In my spare time, I race formula 1 race cars.

I don't eat bread.

We're always late to everything we go to.

I'm not getting sleepy.

I never lose my temper

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow.

We're not going into Peoria this morning to the Irish Festival being held on the riverfront.

I'm concreting my backyard so no birds will want to visit.

I think I'm going to have a steak and eggs breakfast ... going easy on the eggs.

I hate the smelling of baking bread. :eew:

I love the "farm-fresh" aroma driving along a country road near a pig farm.

I love it when the cat persists at pulling the screen door opened and closed.

I sure hope we get a violent hail storm soon so that I can add texture to my car.

Fundraisers are so much fun!

Oh yeah! Cars look so much better with that dimpled effect that only hail stones can make. :nod:

Plus, I love that the dimples have the added advantage of not showing those silly dents cars always seem to get.

I'd like to see a few more political footsoldiers knock on my door each day.

Isn't it wonderful knowing we've got just under two months of political ads to look forward to ... and then two more years of blaming everyone else for whatever problems we face. :(

I plan to purchase a Segway to run a delivery service.

I don't like Smut Games very much.

I was recently offered a 9 year contract with the Yankees for a cumulative $250,000,000 plus one unicorn.

You were too late ... I got that job and since I had a clause in the contract allowing me to quit at any time with full pay, I resigned the next day. :boink:

I read about that in the NY Times. "Multi-Millionaire Rookie Seen Riding Naked On A Unicorn Through Times Square".

Yeah, how about that. Amazing how they picked up on that story, isn't it?

It was the talk of the town. You even made it up on the jumbo-tron!

I saw it from the M & M store. I was there pitching my new idea for tie dyed M & M's. They loved it. Gonna call it "Blossom Bites"

I just saw a commercial on TV for those ... you know, little round candies dancing around singing, "BITE ME! BITE ME! BITE ME ON MY BLOSSOM!"