The good news is that I found a way. You print the picture, take scissors, and begin cutting around the sword .... well, you get the idea. :D

The bad news is that doesn't make you king of England.

The good news is that wasn't in my plans anyway. :shrug:

The bad news is, if you have to be King of England anyway.

The good news is you couldn't be any worst than Prince Charles.

The bad news there's always the first time.

The fair winds blowin' yer way say ya can always be free from the lords.

The bad news is that sometimes that doesn't happen.

The good news is, spending time with those who don't oppress you.

The bad news is sometimes people just get on your nerves. :truce:

The good news is you eventually learn in life not to give a shit about them.

The bad news is when they start paying attention to you.

The good news is they don't have to pay attention to you.

The bad news is when you're forced to pay attention to them.

The good news is don't have many of them holding guns to our heads.

The bad news is, things can always get worse.

The good news is we can always trust in Murphy's law.

The bad news is ... you might be right. :yikes:

The good news is it is a constant.

The bad news is, if you ignore constants in the equation, you get the wrong result.

The good news could be when the perceived "wrong" result ends up being the "best" thing that could have happened.

The bad news is, that's rare in the extreme.

The good news is that we can always hope that the best result will occur.

The bad news is that often the best is still pretty shitty.

The good news is there is still Murphy's law.

The bad news is, Murphy's law is real.

The good news is of course it is real.

the bad news is, it is also surreal.

The good news is it doesn't play a role in our lives most of the time.

The bad news is, what you don't know can still hurt you.

The good news is life will still go on regardless.

The bad news your life won't.

The good news is as with taxes it is a fore gone conclusion.

The bad news is that I hadn't been aware of that ^^^^.

The good news is, you still have the life you do have.

The bad news is you never know how long that might be.

The good news is, you can plan for the future, but live in the now.

The bad news is that too much of the 'now' seems to be bad news.

The good news is that "now", you could be munching on a handful of hazelnuts, if you want.

The bad news is that I don't have any. (But I do have cashews! :D)