bless you.

The good news is, the world is full of nuts.

The bad news is there are nut free zones.

That's good news, if you're allergic to nuts.

The bad news is that there seems to be a lot of people allergic to peanuts ... something that as a kid I don't think I ever heard of.

The good news is, there are many other foods one could nom.

The bad news is so many options to choose from.

The good news is, you don't really have to try fugu.

The bad news is it may not always be an option.

The good news is that you can always say, "No."

The bad news is, there are other toxic foods out there.

The good news is that if you shop at reputable stores or other places and if you follow directions on labels, you'll probably be safe.

The bad news is you can never be to safe.

The good news is, neither will the evil-doers.

The bad news is that they (evil-doers) seem to be multiplying prolifically.

The good news is, so are the good guys.

The bad news is we can't define good guys or bad guys.

The good news is, you can define yourself.

The bad news is everyone has there own definition.

The good news is, ...
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vague

The bad news always seems to multiple when there's an election around the bend.

The good news is, that will soon be over. Until the next time.

The bad news is that they'll be begging for more money as soon as this one is over.

The good news is, you can send their emails directly to the trash.

The bad news is that there's so much trash already. :(

The good news is, this kind doesn't generate actual trash.

The bad news is it may still keep on your drive.

The good news is: you have reached the end of the internet. Now, go outside and play!

The bad news is there isn't an end to the internet yet.

The good news is we can always hope. :shrug:

The bad news is, that's what one has to resort to on a stormy day.

The good news is that even stormy days will come to an end.

The bad news is, the damaging storms are becoming more common.

The good news is the sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar.

The bad news is the approaching winter might make that a little more rare over the next few months.

The good news is, the planet will still be here, even if we make it uninhabitable for humans.

The bad news is that seems to be the current trend. :(

The good news is, the next species may be more intelligent, and learn from our mistakes.

The bad news is we may never know what may happen.

The good news is, if we don't know, we won't have to worry about it.

The bad news is that some people will worry no matter what.