The snow is falling at a rate of 4" an hour with an expected total of more than 7 feet.












(Either that or a heavy frost)

It's so cold I've got the heater on and I'm wrapped up in a fluffy blanket.

2AM ... I wonder if it's too early to start playing my drums in the backyard?

I think I'll plant some spring flowers today.

Accounts Receivable is a riveting subject!

I have enough money in my bank to buy a yacht.

Well, if you don't, I could lend it to you.

I think you should buy yourself a yacht so we can have fun racing against each other.

I have no sympathy for shadowsfate.

It did not snow here last night.

Plans are to build a new 2-mile high skyscraper right here in Peoria. It'll be called the "Prarie Pillar" and feature and observatory at the very top. :boink:

I went 50 rounds with Mike Tyson. I would have won, but after I knocked him out I bit both of his ears off.

:bite:

I just received my certified check for several thousand dollars for winning the
"Are you the Winner" game here in the Smut Games. :line:

Dearsweet and Johnny are not both sick!

(Not a lie ... sorry to hear that, jseal! Hope you get well soon.)

I seldom post at Pixies.

My daughter did not just come home with more new clothes!

My desk is always clutter free.

I'm planning on going swimming in the Illinois River today.

Everyone knows the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything is Forty-two.

I know the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

But if I tell you; you would die, and the Question would change.

:yikes:

I'm having a great day with no embarassing mishaps.

I'm going to take a bath in after shave lotion. :yikes:

I miss winter.

I'm sure anxious for the tornado season to get here.

I never catch colds.

I think I'll do my 20-mile run this morning before breakfast.

I think there's been something like 2340382309438204832 posts made to this very thread since I last posted on 3/25/2011. It's too bad they got washed away by that tusnami that hit Japan. :(

I love these cold, wet mornings.

Preparing for having everyone over for the Eaqster Feast is trivial.

We hide the hens ... for the eggs that keep on giving.

The hose is very noisy before the rest of the family gets up.

I didn't eat enough last night. :(

Another sunny day - :mad: - what a bore!

I'm not trying to type with a fuzzy glove on one hand.

I have never been so miserable in all my life.

I don't have anything to do today.

I think I'll take the day off.

Planning my wedding has got to be the lamest thing I've ever done!

I think I'm going to enlist in the Marines today.

I always wanted to shave my head and become a Marine.

I like to run the tub full of hot water so that when I dump in a couple of bags of ice ... the water won't get too cold.