The good news is, the rest of us can benefit from their worrying.

The bad news is most don't know worrying is a waste of time.

The good news is, there are more pleasant ways to waste time.

The bad news is goofing around at work is frowned on.

The good news is, it doesn't have to be at work.

The bad news is sometimes it is frowned on even outside of work.

The good news is, you can blow off the grayfaces.

The bad news is blowing off somethings isn't good.

The good news is getting off being blown could be a good thing.

The bad news would be if I didn't agree with Winston. :)

The good news is, there are many things one can do by blowing.

The bad news is most of them we can never get enough of good things.

The good news is, you can make what you can with what you have.

The bad news is that sometimes you want or need more.

The good news is there are lots of things that can often satisfy.

The bad news is not everything satisfies.

The good news is if more things do than don't.

The bad news is leaving your partner unsatisfied.

The good news is you can always make it up to them later repeatedly.

The bad news is that you may be wearing them out.

The good news is, nither of you is wearing clown make-up.

The bad news would be if we were. It'd make us the laughing stock. :yikes:

The good news is, there rare things far more absurd to laugh at.

The bad news is some people will laugh regardless.

The good news is that maybe most won't.

The bad news is no one can be truly sure.

The good news is, it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.

*THEN* it's pointing and laughing!

The bad news is it may happen more than we know.

The good news is that we can hope that it doesn't.

The bad news is when instead of just the eye, someone loses the whole head.

The good news would be if we're talking about sexual climax and ejaculation.

The bad news is you really don't lose it all.

The good news is, some people have truly lost it.

The bad news is sometimes we don't know when we have lost it.

The good news is IT will be found

Do we know when?

The bad news is, it may be never.

The good news is never is on the 12th

The bad news is if the 12th never comes.

The good news is it will make the months shorter.