The bad news is there is no way to fixed the cracked people.

The good news is, you could always join them.

The bad news is it may not be a long trip.

The good news is, it could be a permanent vacation.

The bad news is permanent vacations can be expensive and ultimately tiring ... you know, "There's no place like home." :)

The good news is, there's no place like home for the horrordays.

The bad news is that Christmas has become way too commercial. :(

The good news is, you get to pick and choose as to what to incorporate into your observance.

The bad news is sometimes you can choose the wrong thing.

The good news?? is that the wrong thing anymore is so common it's almost hard to tell if it's wrong.

The bad news is, it's really never been easy to distinguish the 'wrong' thing.

The good news is that doesn't prevent us from trying.

The bad news is, so people are very trying.

The good news is that some aren't.

The bad news is, the trying people are usually trying to "help."

The good news is when one of them succeeds.

the bad news is...when one of them succeeds.

The good news is sometimes succeeding doesn't always lead to success.

The bad new is ^^^^ that's often true. :(

The good news is, people often lose track of...what was I saying?

The bad news is it happens more than most people realize.

The good news is when it doesn't happen.

The bad news is we've gone off the rails.

The good news is if the bad news stops.

The bad news is that ^^^^ isn't too likely anytime soon. :(

The good news is, that alleviates boredom.

The bad news is that it could be depressing.

The good new is, our societal understanding of how to deal with depression has increased massively in the past few years.

The bad news is that the shape the country seems to be in is making the need for dealing with depression seemingly more necessary.

The good news is, Bob Dylan was right.

The bad news is we have to wait for the future to be sure.

The good news is, we' don't: the time are a-changin', but we collectively get to decide the direction the changes go.

The bad news is that often the direction has little of our input. :(

The good news is , it doesn't have to be an 'us vs them' question.

The bad news is there will always be us and them.

The good news is, that doesn't necessarily mean disagreement.

The bad new is that while that was true in the past, the times they are a'changin.

The good news is, we seem to be arguing in circles.

The bad new is that you're probably right.

The good news is, other members of my household have taken up role-playing games, and have acquired pretty dice like this example:
https://www.kickstarter.com/project...edral-dice-sets