Good news is that I'm easily amused. :D

Bad news is you're so daggone far away.

Good news is that you're headed east. :D

Of course, the bad news is that it's too *far* east. :p

Good news is that I would have to go a little west.

Bad news is that I'm heading east to see you. ;)

Good news is I live on the East Coast :)

Bad news is that I dont live on the east coast.

Bad news is that to get to me she doesn't go that far east.

Good news is...kleclere's right. :D

:mad: Bad news is that doesn't do a daggone thing for me!:mad:

Good news is that it does for me. :D :p :D

Bad news is I've read through this line of news twice and I'm still not sure what's working for whom?? (I think I need a nap)

Good news is ... Bad news is next, so y'all can pick up where you left off and I'll try again when I'm conscious. :)

Bad news is I don't think you're online for me to explain it to you. :D