Help! I need somebody to tenderize some meat. :)

^^heheh DB....I think I can help ya^^^

I need somebody to come dry and style my hair for me and paint my toe nails.

Help! I need somebody to fix my dryer.

I need somebody to rub my back.

kiss me!

I need someone to take me to bed and make me smile.

I need the same thing campingboy

I need someone to hit me upside the head

I need somebody to take me away in a helicopter and wine and dine me.........

I need somebody to come play footies with me.

I need somebody.

HELLLPP!!!! I need somebody....to flip the bad news button to good.

Help, I need somebody to ease my mind.

Help, I need somebody to come mop the tile.

Help i need somebody to help me with this hard on