Fortunately, that person knows how to rescue me mentally, spiritually and emotionally when they can't be here. :D

unfortunately can't think of anything worth typing

Fortunately, I'm back to resurrect this thread yet again tonight.

Unfortunately it is a long night and you need sleep. So you can't resurrect it to much longer.

Fortunately, I'm sure someone will take care of this thread while I'm away taking care of myself. ;)

Unfortunately we all returned to save the day.

Fortunately, the day was already saved.

Unfortunately we didn't know it and made fools of ourselves.

Fortunately, I have a weakness for fools and drug you off to the corner.

Unfortunately, there was a spider in the corner.

Fortunately the spider was content with just watching

Unfortunately, I'm afraid of spiders.

Fortunately I'm not afraid of spiders

Unfortunately, because I *saw* the spider, I screamed in your ear.

Fortunately, I had my ear-plugs in!! :D

Unfortunately, as a singer, I have a high decibel output. :D

(LMAO, dm383!)

Fortunately, I hadn't yet taken my helmet off, so the high volume was diminished JUST enough!!

Unfortunately you look like a geek with your helmet on!

Fortunately, I can't hear your scurrilous remarks!!! :P

Unfortunately you can't see the hand gesture that accompanied the scurrilous remarks

Fortunately, before you could tell dm that, someone ran naked through the room, singing "YMCA."

Unfortunately his song was misunderstood, he was really singing, "Why Am I in CA?"

Fortunately, the arm movements we all started doing made him realize his mistake.

Unfortunately, I couldn't remember the words to YMCA.

Fortunately, I faced you and grabbed your arms to help with the arm movements, pressing my body into yours. ;)

Unfortunately, I lost all train of thought.

Fortunately, at that moment, someone went streaking through the room.

Unfortunately no one noticed but it must have been cold.

Fortunately, someone *did* notice it was cold and turned on the heat.

Unfortunately it was too late for "it" to wither and disappear.

Fortunately the heat revived the withering and disappearing to bring it back to full glory.

Unfortunately, everyone had already zoomed out the door in shock.

Fortunately they came back to the room to continue the YMCA frenzy.

Unfortunately, the song was over, and "Macho Man" was now on.

Fortunately with the heat and the music, the party was ON!

Unfortunately the heat was making the partygoers faint.

Fortunately, there were lots of windows in the room, so everyone opened one.

Unfortunately, in anticipation of a hurricane, someone had boarded up the windows with plywood. :(

Fortunately, there *were* doors, so we all carried the party outside.

Unfortunately, there were lots of mosquitoes.