The bad news is that some folks aren't into role-playing games (although the dice are cute). :)

The good news is that some folks are into role-playing in the bedroom.

The bad news is some people may want to role play but are to ashamed to ask for it.

The good news is, public shaming is becoming less of a thing.

The bad news is that a careless thought is sometimes all it takes. :(

The good news is that sometimes a careless thought maybe rather exciting.

The bad news is that it can also be disturbing.

The good news is, you can act as disturbed as you want to be.

The bad news is that most, I don't think, don't want to be disturbed.

The good news is, we can look forward to our society being less distrubed.

The bad news is the world getting more disturbing by the minute.

The good news is, you can go with the flow or not.

The bad news is maybe we shouldn't go with the flow.

The good news is that just maybe the flow of bad news will quickly pass us by.

The bad news is bad news is what sells.

The good news is, you don't have to buy it.

The bad news is that gas prices are heading back up which will raise the cost of almost everything.

The good news is maybe that means some slow economic recovery.

The bad news is the deficit is growing way too fast with declining revenues :(

That means that with our national debt at around 23 Trillion dollars and our poplulation at about 330 Million people ... each person owes about $697,000 and at the current average income of around $30,000 per year that means if we each contribute our total earnings were at more then 30 years to pay it off. :faint:

(That's assuming my numbers are approximately right. :shrug:

The good news is we can end the corporate welfare programs that are driving the deficit.

The bad news is most people can't afford to do that.

The good news is, if you dig for gold, you just might find it.

The bad news is that you may waste money unless you do find it.

The good news is, they can't tax what you don't have.

^^^ True ... but..

The bad news is that you can't save invest or spend what you don't have either. :(

The good news is if gives you something to look forward to.

The bad news is, there's no pay day if there's no job.

The good news ... if you retire you may have a pension and maybe some savings from your working days.

The bad news is, a lot of people don't live long enough to retire.

The good news is that many do and all can hope for it.

The bad news is that watching your money becomes more and more important. Especially when you've been retired for going on 20-years and costs keep rising.

The good news is, watching your money do tricks can be entertaining.

The bad news is that the tricks aren't usually that exciting. :(

The good news is that Neil Diamond was right: Money's sweet, but it ain't nothing next to baby's treat.

The bad news is that even though the baby's treats are sweet it can't get you ahead in life.

The good news is that "Getting head" is a treat and it can sometimes come from your Sweet.

The bad news is, sometime the person giving head bites hard.

The good news is that unless you have made them mad you won't get an unenjoyable bite.

The bad news is if they cough and make and involuntary bite.

The good news is, gentle biting can be fun.