I try to avoid learning.

well..
 

I'm a prude.

(I barely typed it without laughing)

The Energizer bunny died!

There's a new electric car that never needs recharging and it's range is only limited by the length of the extension cord. :boink:

I can't wait to visit the in-laws this evening. With any luck, my wife's brother, his kind and stunningly gorgeous wife, and their three well-mannered kids will grace us all with their presence.

We're hoping the "Nude When Possible" resolution passes the city council before the warm days of spring and summer are here.

I was worried that so many people would be posting on this thread, that I wouldn't be able to.

I've been posting here on the hour, every hour of the day.

I do all my typing with my toes. :boink:

I always hate to learn new things but I'm overly thrilled to get DEEP knowledge about the sciatic nerve.

I understand that guys leaving their fly open is a new fashion sensation.

This is the busiest thread at Pixies ... yep, that's fer sure. :boink:

I like to cover myself in vaseline and saran wrap and pretend I'm a slug when no-one is home

I like to do that with Ben-Gay and pretend to be a wintergreen firecracker. :)

Household chores are fun!

I've decided to take a two-week internet course and become a part time brain surgeon.

I teach that course.

I actually am self-taught, but, I thought the diploma would look nice on the wall. :boink:

I spend my evenings in idle repose

I like to mow my law every day so that it doesn't get too long and so that I'm always replacing that ol' gasoline with new. :boink:

Lawrence of Arabia is a dull, unremarkable film.

That new show, The Avengers, is one of those slow paced soap opera like movies where the most exciting scene is when the coffee spills. :shrug:

Anticipation of delights adds no garnish to their consummation.

I've mastered the art of sleeping standing up with my eyes open.

Time with my extended family makes me sooooooo happy!

A basic diplomatic skill, taught at all the best academies.

I enjoy working on Sunday.

I like to stay indoors when the weather is nice and save my time outdoors for when storms are drenching us.

I love nothing more than sweating profusely in May.

Sweating is especially nice because you don't have to go swimming if you sweat enough.

I prefer shopping to surfing the web.

I love seen the temperatures in the mid to upper 90s in May because it probably means we'll hit 130 or 140 in July.

Well, some prefer the heat, but I’m hoping for greater humidity. That’ll make the weather much more pleasant.

I like it, too, when the sweat runs into your eyes and you get to feel first hand the healing power of salt.

Yes, siree! I sure am eager to get to work tomorrow. Yep!

With all the sunshine and a high in the mid-seventies yesterday, it sure wasn't a very nice day.

It's good to be a manufacturing engineer in a country that no longer manufactures anything.

I was glad to see that some of the bailout money for GM is going to build new facilities in China. That ought to help our unemployment numbers. :boink:

This has been my easiest work week ever.

I hate summer and so wish the sub-zero weather of winter would hurry up and return.

Work stress is refreshing and satisfying!