The bad news is that "gentle" can be an ill-defined word. :yikes:

The good news is, there is no "gentle" way to bite off anything.

The bad news is that maybe the word "bite" is too strong and therefore the real problem.

The good news is that sometimes a bite can be a good thing.

The bad news is when it's done by a mosquito.

The good news is when your partner scratches the itch.

The bad news is if it becomes infected.

The good news is, there are answers for infections.

The bad news is if the answer is wrong. :(

The good news is, the wrong answer can still produce interesting results.

The bad news is that depends a lot on what interesting results are obtained, doesn't it?

The good news is, you might be able to manipulate the results.

The bad news is that like the news anymore you might quit depending on it for the truth.

The good news is, the "news" and the "truth" have always been separate.

The bad news is that while at one time there was an effort to seek the truth in news reporting, that doesn't seem to be "true" anymore. :(

The good news is, this statement is recursively false.

The bad news is that most people don't believe it is false.

The good new is, they're not confused.

The bad news is that it is nice sometimes to be confused.

The good news is when you realize that being confused is a game.

The bad news is there may never be a winner in that game.

The good news is there are other games you can play.

The bad news is some people don't enjoy games being played.

The good news is, you can keep looking for those that do.

The bad news is you may not have time to find them.

The good news is, then you can go play with yourself.

The bad news is that you may get caught.

The good news is, getting caught can be exciting.

The bad news is that you could be charged with indecent exposure.

The good news is, you could be charged with indecent exposure!

The bad news is that could cost you a fine.

The good news is that there are places that are fine for "indecent" exposure!

The bad news is that some of the places may be indecent too.

The good news is, there's plenty of exposure that isn't indecent.

The bad news is if we're not there to see it. :(

The good news is, we live in a technological society wherein we can record it for later.

The bad news is if you're on a beach without a camera. :(

The good news is, you're still on a beach.

The bad news would be if it was raining. :(

The good news is, that just make you wetter.