I have a swimming pool filled with jello.

I am not terribly horny right now.

I was glad to see the United Nations agreed that countries will destroy all their weapons and embrace the notion of peace and goodwill to all their neighbors.

I've never gotten horny at any inappropriate moment.

I've never been inappropriately horny.

I'm building a new house with a retractable dome roof. :boink:

I get to much of Pixies

I'm thinking of spending more time at a cooking site.

Should stop posting.

I'm looking to buy a used aircraft carrier to use as a houseboat.

I'm looking to get some awful pictures tonight.

I always tell the truth in this thread.

I could get enough quiet here.

I'm not waiting for someone special.

I am not having a birthday tomorrow.

And I'm not going to say, "Congratulations, kleclere, on another successful orbit of the sun!" or "I hope all your wishes come true." Nope, I just won't do it. ;)

I'm not going to say thank you DB at all either.

I bet you're tired of all the beer, brats, and babes helping you to celebrate. It must have been a terrible ordeal!

I enjoy having a cold. The runny eye is a particular nice touch.

I can't stand this little bit of rain we are having.

I'm going outside to use a hairdryer just to make sure the grass doesn't get too much water from the rain.

I can believe it isn't summer.

Nothing at all planned for today. Nope. Nothing at all.

I have had a terrible day.

I didn't do much posting here today.

I'm not going to participate in a Labor Day parade this afternoon

I won't be thinking of anyone today.

No Saturday Morning frolicking for me!

I will be frolicking tonight.

I've started training to become a railroad engineer. I thought a second career would be nice. :)

I am not missing anyone badly.

I'm looking forward to my doctor visit this morning. :(

I can't stand Raw on Monday nights

I love it and try to sit as close to the TV as possible. :rolleyes2

I love people who have no time to watch other

I think it's great to have a few months without sex.

Can handle months without too.

I really believe that, too.

Can't enjoy bowling tonight.

Lousy weather we've been having here.