Does here count?

If not...then it's been too long. Years and years too long. Not since high school.

When's the last time you tripped and fell in public?

which time? LOL

when was the last time you realized you were totally clumsy?

Everyday!

When was the last time you broke something that wasn't yours?

sometime recently at work I'm sure

when was the last time you called an old friend?

It'll be tomorrow, I think.

When was the last time you forgot to return a call?

which time?

when was the last time you "called in sick" when you weren't?

I'm my own boss........... so i'd know i was lying!

You?

never called in sick before.


When was the last time you bought new shoes?

couple of months ago

when was the last time you pampered yourself?

It's been a long time but I'm going to relax this week when my vacation starts on Thursday.

When was the last time you pampered yourself?

Probably a week ago when I bought myself one of scale model cars I collect.

When was the last time you played out in the rain.

Last week, walking the dog . . . just as well to enjoy it if you have to be out!

When was the last time you worried about someone/something?

Constantly.

When was the last time you watched a stupid TV program?

Last night "For Love or Money" very lame


What about you?

I am being forced to sit through "The Amanda Show" on Nickelodeon.

When was the last time you had something good for dinner?

Yesterday - I had lemon pepper chicken and spinach with a glass of white white...


When's the last time you forgot why you were going somewhere?

Ummm...Why am I here again???? No really, did it just this morning as I walked out to my car and couldn't remember why. But I'm not getting old, I swear! LOL.

When is the last time you forgot something important?

last week

you?

Yesterday.

When was the last time you forgot an appointment?

last week


When was the last time you were coated in cunny juice?

on the weekend

when was the last time you swallowed?

Recently.

When was the last time you wished someone swallowed?

I probably always wish it because it seems very sexy and sensual to me, but it may only happen ever half dozen times or so. Still, for years it didn't happen at all. By the way, I'm not complaining. I consider it a special privilege ... and, besides, we have fun in any case. Last time ... maybe a couple of weeks ago.

When was the last time you combined food and sex?

Had some chocolate and strawberry fun a while back.

When was the last time you were seduced?

The other night, and I can't wait for it to happen again.

When was the last time you couldn't finish one task before someone gave you another?

Every freaking day at work.

When was the last time you felt overwhelmed?

Sunday night...lot on my mind.

When's the last time you felt a wave of relief flood over you?

couple of weeks ago when I realized I had the next 5 days off....

when was the last time you did something selfish for yourself?

I can't remember :(

When was the last time you went out to eat?

Friday I think


When was the last time you were kissed properly?

hhmmmmm good question!!! Man...when was the last time we actually even kissed??!?!?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO I CAN"T EVEN REMEMBER!!!!!!!! what a bad wife I am.

When was the last time you were driving down the road singing your heart out?

yesterday

when was the last time you did that with the window open?

Today with my kid singing Spice Girls song.



When was the last time you got turned on playing smut games?

ummmm...a few minutes ago???



When was the last time you acted on those feelings?

last weekend

you?

Last night.

When was the last time you thanked your friends for good times.

Yesterday.

When was the last time you treated your friends?

On Tuesday I treated a friend to a snowball. :D

When was the last time a friend treated you?

Yesterday.

When was the last time you got some free stuff?

last thursday

when was the last time you went to the gym?