I'll sure hate not seeing all the political ads on TV after today.

My favorite part about the cold weather is that it makes my penis look HUGE!

I enjoy this time of year with all the ads.

I'm not the least bit bothered that I missed a visit here with Tess!

Can always get enough of Tess.

I'm all caught up on my weekend chores. :(

I sure wish Coaster would stop lusting after me. :spank:

I hate when Tess is on top of me! :spank:

Myself, I'm never interested in that naughty ol' sex stuff. :angel:

I hate vacations!

I've decided to give up my super model job and become a deep sea fisherwoman.

I've sold my car so I can by a deep sea fishing boat. :)

I caught a whale by his tail and will now become an Eskimo.

I've been enjoying the immense amount of time I've had to myself that past month or so.

I hate thinking about all the remodeling I hope to do in my new house someday.

I wish we weren't going to have one of those ol' traditional turkey dinners today. :(

There really is no worse feeling then being stuffed on stuffing.

I love long road trips

I love really crowded streets with lots of delays and honking.

I love short nights of sleep

I hope we have a very long, cold and snowy winter.

I just enjoy all the crowds on Black Friday.

I was right in there shopping and punching on Black Friday!

I'm not playing on my iPad during working hours.

I enjoy tiptoeing through the tulips.

I sure wish days were longer and I was doing some heavy lifting and back breaking work for charity.

I can't wait for the snow to fly.

Today was a great day!

I didn't sleep well at all last night.

I love construction by the apartment.

I sure wish I had some more bills.

Wow this day has flown by with lots of productive activity.

I love waking up after only 3 hours sleep.

I'm so happy the guys at work have their radio so I can join in on listening to their static filled football game. Go Dawgs!!

I heard that scientists have confessed, all the pictures from space were faked ... the world really is flat. :yikes:

I love not getting texts.

I haven't had sex this weekend. :D

I did have sex this weekend. :D

I love watching stars at night and so I'm building a large observatory in my back yard.

I didn't enjoy seeing my new grandson yesterday.