I never try to imagine what's under the clothes an attractive lady is wearing.

I never look at nipples sticking out.

I know what you mean ... I never notice cameltoes.

I would like to live in the desert and ride a camel.

I can't wait for the snow to fly.

I'm looking forward to our first blizzard of the season. :boink:

Can't also wait for that blizzard.

I sure hope our street cracks and buckles.

I think later today I will go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap and ask if I can see his North pole. :brows:

Going to the mall for more presents.

I hate that after glow feeling I get after being totally and completely fucked. Ya know what I mean?

Not exactly, but I do know that I hate that night after night it's always SEX, SEX, SEX.

I've been planning for the world to actually end tomorrow.

I'm so glad the world is ending BEFORE we have to pay taxes. :D

Sure wish I was stuck in some holiday traffic

I love it when people pull out from a side street right in front of you and then slow down. :(

I'm sure happy that my co-workers got such a good laugh from my mistake.

Sure I want to go out tonight!

Gee it's cold today.

^^^^ That's too bad ... it's really hot here. Even the snow is melting.

Hate feeling that after glow too.

Have no interest whatsoever in opening my presents this year so think I'll just wait until next Christmas to see what he got me.

I guess I'd better start thinking about what to buy for this Christmas. :spin:

That was a great Easter breakfast this morning!

I didn't just get the most perfect present from the man I love. :love:

I absolutly can't relate to Gigi's post

I had a terrible day.........

I love sour milk

Sex disgusts me!

I only buy winning lottery tickets.

I did not have two beloved pets die in the last two months.

I don't feel bad for pinkflames....

My heart doesn't go out to pinkFlames either. :(

I do not have any obsessions at all

Dicksbro and Coaster are two of the most heartless people on Earth.

I just got back from streaking naked through my neighborhood.

OMG!!!!! So glad I didn't see THAT! :wish:

I keep a set of lawnchairs set up just in case one of our Pixie ladies comes streaking by.

Get your binoculars ready, cause I'm heading your way right this minute.

Okay ... popcorn's ready; binocular's all set; street light turned up to "max" lighting! Yep, all ready. :slurp: