Fortunately mommy came to see about the trouble and gave the guy mouth to mouth while the lady with the lube rode to her heart's content.

Unfortunately, "Joe Millionaire" was just coming on and so everything came to a halt and they didn't get to finish what they were doing.

Fortunately, everyone had listened to the radio dj's who told the ending and did'nt care to watch the show.

Unfortunately, the radio DJ had an interview planned with Joe Millionaire, and all the people really *were* interested in listening to it.

Fortunately, a sudden power outage caused the radio statio to go off the air.

Unfortunately, a local farmer happened to have one of those hand-crank ones in his barn for such an emergency.

Fortunately, he couldn't find the crank handle.

(Is someone putting all this together in a book form. We could make millions ... well ... 4 or 5 dollars anyway :D )

Unfortunately, the same person compiling all of these Fortunately~Unfortunately story snipets also had a transcript of the radio interview. :D

Fortunately, the desire to preserve the story for posterity outweighed the desire to have the radio interview come out sounding sensible. :)

( Notice how we make all these subtle ??? changes in story direction. :D )

Unfortunately, someone stole the transcript from the author's hands. :D

Fortunately, the person who stole the transcript was a member of pixies, and brought it back to be published.

Unfortunately they registered as unregistered and no one read it.

Fortunately, Lilith, who is all-knowing, realized the problem and posted it appropriately.

Unfortunately the site went down.....

Fortunately for us Kim was right on it and had Pixies up and going so all us pervs here at Pixies could read to our hearts content.