College starting is to parents as...get out of jail free card is to a monopoly player.


Tie is to Suit as ...

Tie is to Suit as ... thong is to skirt.

Lipstick is to mirror as...

Lipstick is to mirror as...butter is to knife.


Tongue is to hardening nipple as ...

Tongue is to hardening nipple as ... hand is to cock

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Bargains are to sales as ...

Bargains are to sales as ... diapers are to .... yeah ... you know. :)

Showers are to cleanliness as ...

Showers are to cleanliness as ... massages are to relaxation.


Shortstories are to Novels as ...

Shortstories are to Novels as ...a quickie is to tantric sex.

legs are to walking as...

legs are to walking as...wheels are to bicycling.


medications are to illness as ...

Medications are to illness as ... drinks are to thirst.

Paint is to wood as ...

Paint is to wood as ... clothes are to skin

orgasm is to sex as...

orgasm is to sex as... gusher is to oil well.


spank is to ass as ...

Spank is to ass as kiss is to lips.

Men are to cocks as ...

Men are to cocks as ... Women are to Clits.


Ray Charles is to Music as ...

Ray Charles is to Music as ... Fanny Crosby* was to writing hymns.

* She was blind and still wrote more than 9,000 in the early 1900's. Her real name was Frances Jane Crosby.

Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ...