a very patient person :)

show me someone who has little patience for people

And I'll show you someone easily urked.

Show me a woman who loves to swallow and I'll show you.....

a whole line of guys waiting for their turn

show me a guy who likes to go down

...and I'll show you a very happy lady.

Show me someone who knows where the sun rises and sets...

... and I'll show you a student of the seasons.

Show me a naked so/spouse ....

and I'll show you the other one joining them in a big hurry

show me that same couple taking hot new pics for pixies

... and I'll show you an unihibited couple.

Show me a flat tire ...

...and I'll show you a cute tow truck driver. :)

Show me a dry cake...

And I'll show you a cake half eatten.

Show me a fantasy life and I'll show you....

...someone with an active imagination and hopes.

Show me someone with high blood sugar...

and I"ll show you someone who eats too much candy

show me a bag full o goodies.....

...and I'll show you a power trick-or-treater.

Show me someone who trusts another...

And I'll show you a loving person.

Show me a lady who enjoys anal sex and I'll show you.....

...a woman, willing to do most anything.

Show me a woman who only wants to please her partner...

And I'll show you someone who is very good at what she does.

Show me a person who pleasures others before themself and I'll show you....

...someone who receives joy from their partner's satisfaction.

Show me someone a bit biased....

and I'll show you a parent

show me a group of cute kids in halloween costumes

and I'll show you a bunch of shenanigans doing the devils work



Show me a house haunted by hot supermodels

and I'll show you a guy who is not afraid of ghosts!

show me the surprise return of an ex-SO

...and I'll show you someone who wants to show how much better they are without them.

Show me someone who is anticipating extremely good sex...

and I'll show you the matching erection.....

show me someone who is planning to surprise their SO was good sex

And I'll show you someone with an excited S/O.

Show me a beautiful woman all dressed up and I'll show you......

...a man, about to take her out on the town.

Show me two people madly in love...

... and I'll show public signs of affection.

Show me an empty billfold ...

I'll show you a married man.

Show me a group of Pixies members and I'll show you.......

a massive orgy ;)

show me a heart full of love

... and I'll show you a picture of contentment.

Show me a couple holding hands ...

And I'll show you a couple with their hands superglued together.


Show me a lady that has too many clothes on and I'll show you.....

me trying to take them off....

show me a hot female police officer

... and I'll show you a lady cop wearing too many warm clothes with her uniform. :)

Show me a stewardess ...

and I'll show you the newest member of the mile high club

show me an all female nudist resort

And I'll show you a lot of guys with cameras standing around the fences.

Show me a guy trying to get in the all female nudist resort and I'll show you....

...a man good at walking with his dick between his legs.


Show me an Ohio State football fan...

and I'll show you a person not to argue football with LOL

Show me a guy with a silly grin.

...and I'll show you a guy who enjoyed his weekend.


Show me a lady with dreams...

and I'll show you a woman with direction.

Show me a man with desire.

...and I'll show you a man int he room with me.

Show me a woman who is being coy...

and I'll show you a man who should keep at it..... some things are worth the extra effort.

Show me a woman who is in total control.

and I'll show you a submisive guy

show me a dominant male

...and I'll show oyu a guy who piques my interest.

Show me an airline that always runs on time...