Fortunately, I brought my big can of "OFF" from the "ignore ignore" thread and sprayed everyone.

Unfortunately, someone had mis-labeled a can of "ON."

Fortunately, that made us all want to be "on" each other.

Unfortunately ... er ... unfortunately I can't think of an unfortunately! :D

Fortunately, at that moment, we realized there was *another* building that might serve as party headquarters.

Unfortunately it was a radical political "party" headquarters. :(

Fortunately, they took a liking to Lilith's mudslides and joined in.

Unfortunately they all had tooooo many and forgot what the party was about.

Fortunately they really didn't need to know what the party was about--only that it was a party.

Unfortunately the party was going very good and no one wanted to leave.

Fortunately, the caterers had made the arrangement to keep it stocked until it was over.

Unfortunately it doesn't seem like its going to get over very soon.

And that's fortunate. :D

Unfortunately, the building was rented out to the "Grandmas against Bingo" club.

Fortunately, we weren't playing bingo.

Unfortunately the Grandmas were in no mood to party.

Fortunately, they decided it was waaaaay past their bedtimes, so they went home to watch Lawrence Welk reruns and put in their curlers.

Unfortunately, they felt the need to lecture some of the partygoers on proper party ettiquette...

Fortunately, they had their hearing aids turned down when the partygoers decided to lecture back.

Unfortunately, the Grandma's decided that everyone needed to have their hair dyed powder peach, powder blue, and powder purple...

Fortunately, the Grandmas were also half-blind, and instead dyed the nearby dogs' hair.

Unfortunately, the dyed dogs died.

Fortunately, the grannies always carried shovels around in the trunks of their Cadillacs for such occasions.

Unfortunately, they ground was frozen

Fortunately, they also had kerosene heaters to fire up.

Unfortunately, a streaker came by and they all had heart attacks and died on the spot

Fortunately, we were all still around, with lots of dead dogs, grannies, and shovels--and plenty of time to dig.

Unfortunately, a swarm of locusts came by and ate the bodies

That was fortunate for us--less work to do.

Unfortunately, we were co-opted by a group of Fem-Doms nad put into shakles

Fortunately, most of us liked that and were willing to be restrained.

Unfortunately they were going to whip the women

Fortunately, all the men stepped in and offered themselves to receive double lashings so the women would be spared. (How chivalrous!) :D

Unfortunately this line of thinking was getting out of hand and Skip had to change the subject

Fortunately, I can play along with that, too, as I'm LMAO @skip. :D

Unfortunately I am so smitten with IAKG I keep playing till it hurts

Fortunately, I won't hurt skippy too much...only enough that he wants me to kiss his owies. ;)

Unfortunately, DB intervenes so that Skip can have a "fortunately"

Fortunately, I'm patient enough to wait around for skip...or anyone else who wants to play this game. :D

Unfortunately the number of people who want to play is dewindling.