I just had wild sex with Johnny Depp.

Pittsburgh is built on a flat, dry plain.

I'm going to have to log off soon so I can catch my plane for Tahiti where I'm going to spend the day fishing off my yacht surrounded by a bevy of beautiful gals! :)

The weather here is crisp and clear.

We didn't have Mexican food for lunch.

I will be staying home this evening.

I'm looking forward to winter.

I worked hard all day long.

I think I'll buy a old-fashion paddle wheel riverboat and call it "Da Belle of Pixieland"

The Orioles are in first place in the AL East!

I had wild, passionate sex with Sandra Bullock and Gigi last night!

I can hardly wait to get our new Nudist Resort opened.

I just hate hanging out at nudist resorts!

Is the place or the hangings? :spin:



:D

It's all those lusicious boobs that scare me!

I'm sure glad that everyone's having so much fun in Syria and that we're thinking of joining the party. :yikes:

I was so happy to come back to work after my 9 days off.

We heard their business dropped off 75% or more while you were gone. :boink:

I’m not going to the Maryland Renfest later today.

I really am not missing my buddy PF!!

I'm soooo looking forward to work today! :ranting:

I am so put off having my family for dinner.

I sure hate Sunday football.

It's terrible when your favorite team wins a game in football because it leaves you nothing to mourn about.

I just heard on the NEWS that Congress and the Administration have agreed to everything.

I heard that includes doing away with the constitution and forming a monarchy. :shrug:

:cheerlead just cheering you all on, you bunch of liars!!! oops that is me too lol

I sure hated to see us get rain ... it's liable to spoil all the cracks that have formed in our yard. :(

My favorite phrase is "Dad...I need the credit card number". :rolleyes:

I sure wish we had all that snow they're getting up in Montana and the Dakota's.

I've never been sick in my entire life.

I love heights.

Me too!

I've started an all-prune diet. I call it the "Easy In-Easy Out Diet."




Oops, excuse me ... I've gotta go! :D

Now that I'm almost done painting it, I'm going to scrape all the paint off the window trim so that I can redo it.

I am happy that I can't find my birth certificate...overjoyed to be more exact :p

I would play your game, but I do not lie to strangers.

Welcome to Pixies, Alexia Stark! Enjoy!

I know what you mean ... I wouldn't think of fibbing. :rolleyes2

:D

This has been a fun week.

I'm glad I didn't have a headache and sore shoulder last night.