Bad news is that the morning will go all too quickly. :(

Good news is that I'm wide awake and ready to perv.

bad news is its to cold for me to streak

Good news is that it's warm enough here. :D

Bad news is that the public doesn't like to see nekked peoples walking around.

Good news is that I probabaly wouldn't streak in public--just in private for a select few. :D

Bad news.. feeling neglected and unwanted.. sorry.. for such a cheerful-type of guy, I've been kinda down .. anyone want to help give my sagging spirits a lift ?

Good news there are a select few that would like to see that.

Bad news is they're not here, so I'll have to streak by myself.

Good news: You can always take pics. :D

Bad news is streaking and trying to take photos doesn't work very well.

Good news is I'm available to act as camera man ... errr, woman.

Bad news is that you don't live in Iowa, VT. ;)

Good news is I do.

Bad news is that you're still 2-1/2 hours away and not in the car already.