Snuggling close is to keeping warm as ... stripping in a blizzard is to getting cold.


Oil is to massage as ...

Oil is to massage as .. gas is to beans. :)

Dancing is to foreplay as ...

Dancing is to foreplay as ... kneading is to bread.


Short skirts are to flashing as ...

Short skirts are to flashing as ... sheer fabrics are to modesty.

Erections are for men as ...

satisfaction is to pleasure

energy is to power as........

... batteries are to cars.

Hope is to happiness as ...

curves are to ladies asses.

time is to live as.....

time is to live as.....inches are to cocks.


Spank is to Ass as ...

Spank is to Ass as ... pinch is to nipple.


Homework is to college as ...

Homework is to college as ... college is to job.

Fun is to Pixies as ...

Fun is to Pixies as ... quacking is to ducks.


Lyrics are to songs as ...

Lyrics are to songs as ... hot dogs are to buns.

Oil is to engines as ...

...blood is to the human body


Dust is to houses as.....

... rain is to washed cars. :(

Money is to happiness as ...

Money is to happiness as ... drugs are to nirvana.


Words are to a Songwriter as ...