Yeah sure that's me (in my dreams!)

You're hired to work here at my spa........you know all the good things to help a lady relax!

Anyone up for some relaxation?

Give me the works please.

Hmmmm... I'm wondering if you have magic fingers!!!

I got this tension and aches.......

"Our signature facial, designed to pamper all skin types. You will experience deep relaxation while your skin becomes cleaner, smoother, and your circulation is improved. Included in this euphoria-inducing treatment are steaming, extractions, facial massage and a masque tailored to your particular needs. We then follow up with a hand massage to leave you feeling purified and at peace."

Just for you........

Let's just see if I do........I've ordered up this for you sir.........

THE BACIAL (Back Facial)
If the stresses of everyday life seem to build up in your back and shoulder area, then the back facial was designed for you. This thorough yet relaxing facial is a deep cleansing and de-stressing treatment specifically designed for the back and shoulder area, including deep pore cleansing and steam to lift impurities, followed by gentle extraction, a relaxing massage and a specialized treatment mask .

Now then IWM, just relax and let me wash your hair and give you a mint and tea tree scalp masage.

Hopefully you can ejoy that without too much discomfort after your op.

It's time the pamperer was pampered a little.

Ah, that would be simply incredible!

so lay back and enjoy!!! shhhhh..........

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sleepin*

So...........anyone needing some waxing done? LOL

IWM - I need waxing, buffing, massaging, conditioning, you name it I need it at the moment!

I guess I'll settle for a bath while my beloved little one takes a nap.

Can I just sit and watch?

That depends, how gentle can you be? It's okay if you go ahead and fib a little I'll believe ya.

Any chance you've got something that would stop the hair from growing in all the unwanted spots and make it start growing on top of my head again? :wish:

You know what, maybe I'll just sit here with DB and watch Lou get her full treatment. :D

you guys are so funny!