I'd never become distracted while studying stats and end up having a little orgasm. :yikes:

I am disappointed in the progress that has been made this morning.

Crying because she ^^^ seems to be giving me a talking to :D

What...me? Craving a handjob? No way!

I'm not wishing I had more energy.

I will never watch porn again

I am not going to enjoy my new PC cam - sorry I bought it

i'm so glad lil's summer vacation is over.

Porn? Never heard of it! Certainly never made my own! Heck no!

i hated watching ^^^'s solo-act porno.

i am not going bouwnt chic-a bouwnt bouwnt right now.

I am NOT drinking a beer and I am certainly not thrilled that I finished my Stats final....and it does appear that I did horribly on it. :D

i didn't just play a whole page worth of smut games

I'm not at all nervous about my first day of school.

i'm sure Lil's first day will be horrible ((Lilith))

Hmm
 

I am not at all sure Lilith's first day of school will go great.

I don't want to give Lilith a big hug and tell her it will be fine.

I didn't miss sending PMs to Wyndy today at all either.

I haven't missed IAKG at all and don't hope she is safe on the road as she moves.

I also dont hope that Maddy's house search is going well. I still don't want her to at least come back and visit us all in Texas either. Cause we are damn glad she left.

And I don't hope everyone is having a good day today. Cause I would hate if they did.

I have soooo many days off a week that I don't care at all that this day is going by so fast and that I still have so many domestic chores left to do. And if it was my only day off this past week I wouldn't mind it at all.

I had an absolutely horribe time at Business School orientation......

I don't appreciate the hugs and well wishes at all.

I hate playing sand volleyball
Especially on a horribly warm and sunny day like today

lilith is going to make a shitty teacher. i hope the teacher she interns with doesn't use any of her shitty skills and only sends her out to make copies and get doughnuts.

zeph's pm's are lame and whatever the opposite of really fucking hot is.

Wyndhy is a hateful bitch and I don't wish we could go have mochas and chat

I haven't thought at all about how the night before the first day of school the nervous anticipation of the new school year is so overwhelming that you flip and flop in bed all night long.

I am NOT going to flip flop!!!!!

I agree that Lil will SUCK as a teacher. i mean, really really suck. The kids will hate her guts and she will be miserable.

(this is still the opposite thread, right?)

i'm not at all interested to know what i have to do to get one of the hot zeph PM's that wyndhy is getting...

I am sooo upset that I'm home, shitty home!

bigbad kicked my ass in a game of scrabble.

I am not a quim when it comes to scrabble

Crying..
 

I am not laughing right now at LAW's comments above right now so that I am crying.

I AM talking with Wyndhy right now in PMs...So she isn't wrong about who I sent PMs to today.

I wouldn't ever send LAW a hot PM if I thought she really wanted one either.

I think I could drive for a living. It's not stressful at all, and I'm particularly fond of driving 65-70 mph down the interstate, then having to slam on the brakes all of a sudden because traffic is stopped--you know, for hundreds of miles at a time.

I haven't...
 

I haven't sent 8,098,564,875 PMs to Maddy tonight cause she is a horrible person and not sweet at all.

I dont' hate the fact that she left Texas before I could meet her and take her out to dinner.

And I am not chuckling that LAW has thought I have been in Pms with Wyndy instead of Maddy today.

I don't feel like I maybe am a tad bit too flirtacious on here at all either.

i think zeph is a bad person and think that no one should get to know him..you know cuz he's such a mean guy and all :rofl: :rofl:

i didn't just do what i said i would never do again in the title this thread

^^^ not jealous at all. Buttsecks sucks.

Zeph is totally un-pimp. He couldn't get the Pixie's women to mack on him if he tried. Nobody likes him.

i'm not sleepy this mornin'. that yawn you just saw? that was not a yawn. i'm trying to catch bugs in my mouth

Bugs taste GREAT!

I'm on my way to the gym...seriously, I am...

law's first pic ever was so un-sexy it made me want to smash my monitor with a sledge hammer.

awww...

oops.

I mean, dammit, wyndhy, you are the most hateful person ever.

I didn't fall asleep at the doctor's office this morning. :rofl:

I am not at all glad to be home. I love paying $2400 for the privilege of working for 4 months for free.

i didn't make the kids and myself breakfast for dinner and it sucked.

I'm not here...nope not me.