**HHhmmm...you coulda woke me up..all you had to do was knock, babe. :D**

Less than unity

What is the state of my family now that we're scattered over 3 different states?


Ouija Board, Tarot Cards, & a Crystal Ball

What are the props used in Lilith's Halloween Ritual to attract men into her dungeon, where she keeps all the men to herself??????:D :D :D


Witches, gobblins and a broom stick.

What defines Uptown, Downtown and a bad visit to the Police Station in NYC?

Libido Candy

What is where can I get some????????????????? :D :D :D


Walnuts, grape nuts and peanuts

What sizes do balls come in?

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

What story did the anally retentive creative department at Disney come up with after visiting the Swingers Motel?

Room service

What do you need for a dirty weekend away?


Kitchen table, candles and wet panties on the floor...........

What was found at PantyFanatics last surprize birthday party.

microphone and toaster.

What constitutes a breakfast Karaoke machine?

the tailpipe

What do they call a supersized anal plug?

squinting and slurping

What when the thighs are closed quickly during cunnilingus just as he dives back in after taking a breath?

dome

what is the new slogan word used in schools ... "don't overestimate miscreant's education"

spurs and saddlesores

What is a cowgirl's worst nightmare.

Training bra

What article of clothing did mistress take her new slave shopping for at a busy lingere shop?
("yes he will have a 38aaa and it is for him what do you mean they don't make a 38aaa???" )

fists of fury

What does your g/f start doing when she gets tired of waiting for you to come doing the hand-job?


Fishing line

What does a man give his S/O when he plans on being gone for the weekend with his buddies?

lock, stock and barrel

What is one of the new thrill Rides at Six (red) Flags hanging out of the right rear pocket?

Loose caboose

What are you bound to see a few of at the Sr. Citizens' Disco Ball.

quacks and cracks

What it is that the "North American Horny Duck Fucker" lives for?

cab fare

What is a hookers party place

flagpole

What is Anna Nicole Smith's dildo.........omg...did I just say that!!!!


crotchless panties and beek-a-boo bras........

What is the uniform Lesbian Women wrestlers wear in a "No Holes Barred" match?

Petting Zoo

What is an orgy held at the old farmhouse???


salt and pepper

What do you lose more of the second and gain more of the first as you get older?

Wasabai sauce

What is sauce that really hasn't made it into the bedroom yet?????


grand canyon and sky diving

What games can you and your SO play with a balcony?

Tricks not treats

What do prositutes hand out on Halloween????


Hokey Pokey and saran wrap

What happens when a wedding reception goes terribly wrong?

The chicken dance, the macarena, and a stripper

What are the most popular features at the Sunset Village Retirement home's Chippendale night?

carpophagous

what is the boring kinds of bats?

Gilligan, a vibrator, and a politician

What are three of the four things the Skipper needs for an orgy?

Peanut butter, madame, and broken hearts

What's given to the disappointed whore house customer when all the time slots are booked?

Sunshine and soft hay

What are what needs to be in your mouth and what is in your mouth after going down on her?

Diet Coke and High Back Leather Office Chairs

What do you need to be on pixies in your office all day?

Lip smacking butt wackin good

What best describes Lilith? :D


A three-hour tour

What is the minimum amount of time necessary to read the posts, play the games and perv on the pics on a normal day at Pixie's?

Squirrels, Mary Janes, and Black Jacks

What are NutZippers, Shoes and Cards?

The Secondary Sphincter

What comes after the Primary Penis?


A beer and a blowjob

what replaced the saying "nothing beats'a Coke and Pizza?

Horned and Amorous

What best describes south's costume? :p


Two heads are better than one